"They say this is the 'new normal.' What's 'normal'?"
Social Distancing Philosophers Gifts
Looking for a gift that blends humor, philosophy, and a touch of social distancing wisdom? Our curated collection offers witty and wise products inspired by the introspective mood of these times. Ideal for thinkers who enjoy a clever twist on life's new normal, these items will spark smiles and conversations while honoring the importance of mindful separation.
DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)
The Three Wise Queens
"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."
"To be or not to be."
"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."
"I guess it took a pandemic to make me realize school is better than trying to learn stuff online."
Social Distancing Club
"You think two weeks in isolation is hard?"
Strainspotting
Coronavirus Waves
"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."
My Dream Valentine
"I'm not sheltering at home, I'm an artist in residence!"
"If I knew when this was going to end, it wouldn't be so stressful."
Sisyphus and coronavirus
Coronavirus Romance
Keeping occupied in lockdown
"You've received a death sentence, Mr. Covid."
The end is near
"What should I wear to the living room today?"
COVID Road Map
Quarantine: Day Quinty-Neven
Happy Brithday
"When the doctor said you should get a pet for lockdown I think he meant a cat!"
"I don't know where you get this 4 metres from I was lead to believe social distancing was 2 metres!!"
"So, when will we be getting the next batch?"
Statue of Liberty With Face Mask
Post-corona road to recovery
NOT COVID-RELATED tombstone
Stadium. No fans allowed. In baseball, "shutout" now has two meanings.
Planes drop vaccines over a city
New from Lockdown Press
"I think Bev is taking this social distancing thing a little too far."
"I'm not lying. I'm social distancing."
Social Distancing Philosophers Gifts Collection
Social Distancing Philosophers Mugs
Discover more about social distancing philosophers on our mugs page, where clever quotes and wise images make every sip a pondering moment.
Social Distancing Philosophers Pillows
Relax with our social distancing philosopher pillows—perfect for adding a humorous and contemplative touch to any room.
Social Distancing Philosophers Prints
Find inspiring and humorous social distancing philosopher prints to decorate your space and keep the thoughtful conversations going.
Social Distancing Philosophers T-Shirts
Explore our social distancing philosophers t-shirts—fun, witty designs that let you wear your philosophical humor with pride.