"No need. I have diplomatic immunity."
Pandemic Philosopher Gifts
Looking for a gift for the pandemic philosopher? Find clever, humorous, and contemplative items that celebrate their love for deep thinking amidst the chaos. Whether it’s a mug to fuel their reflections or a print to inspire their ideas, our collection offers something special for those who ponder life’s big questions during these strange times.
"If you don't have weights at home, try using canned food or the psychological burden of simply existing in this world!"
"To Zoom or not to Zoom. That is the question."
"Working from home. In pajamas. Angry at the world. Filled with anxiety. Nothing is different."
"What should I wear to the living room today?"
"Hi, great to finally meet you in person."
"How much longer with this social distancing thing?"
Graduation Day 2020
"What's your secret of self-quarantining for YEARS and staying sane?"
Self-Isolating Hamster
"Now those bastards are getting a little taste of my life."
My Dream Valentine
Sisyphus and coronavirus
Real Time vs Emotional Time
"Well this blows!"
Games of the Pandemic: Takeout Container Jenga
Coronavirus – Keep Calm and Carry on
I work from home now. Cheers, J.C.
Happy 2021
New from Lockdown Press
Self-Isolation Insight
"Sure feels like I am going somewhere!"
Planes drop vaccines over a city
"You're always relaxed and happy. What's you secret?"
"Sorry. I didn't mean to burst your bubble."
"Oh, not much new. The thing changing around here is our hair."
"I fear that I don't have 'Fear of Missing Out' anymore."
Swine flu
"My Dreams are all Gallery View now."
"Would you believe me if I said you can stop worrying about the Coronavirus?"
"I'm not sheltering at home, I'm an artist in residence!"
"Every Thursday 8 pm, he's out there clapping himself silly. It's the only bit of self-isolating peace I get."
"Yeah, I'm here for the relaxation, too."
My first overseas holiday - and what a disaster! I spent most of the time in quarantine...
What you can you, now that you've been vaccinated
Pandemic Philosopher Gifts Collection
Pandemic Philosopher Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for the pandemic philosopher, perfect for sparking conversations and fueling deep thoughts with every sip.
Pandemic Philosopher Pillows
Add a playful yet reflective touch to their space with pillows featuring insightful and humorous designs.
Pandemic Philosopher Prints
Decorate with prints that inspire and amuse, ideal for the introspective and clever mind of the pandemic philosopher.
Pandemic Philosopher T-Shirts
Find witty and inspiring t-shirts that suit the pandemic philosopher’s thoughtful spirit and love for clever humor.