Social Distance Disciple Pillows

Sydney Opera House

Moses on the web

Distance to avoid contagion

"In the same of the phone, the tablet, and the desktop computer."

God's Phone

"I have an app for that."

'Modern romance'

"If we could all turn to page 387, turn off your iPods and repeat after me?"

"Only three hundred and sixty-seven followers? Maria's not an asset to the abbey."

"Amen. Thanks everyone, oh and don't forget to subscribe!"

'No, Father, they're not praying. They're texting.'

Follow God On Twitter

'It's Sundays like this that I regret our church website is so popular.'

'For your penance, download five 'Hail marys' and ten 'Our fathers'.'

'...and we used to grumble about not understanding archaic church language!'

"Our father who art at www.heaven.com..."

Do what you can to flatten the curve

"We're testing a new virtual reality praise & worship system for the satellite campus."

'Does it come on Disc?'

'We beseech thee oh Lord, tweet us they word.'

'I invited God to be one of my friends on Facebook and he's turned me down!'

"The time has come to reflect and ask ourselves... 'what would Jesus tweet?'"

'Our church funds seem to be in the computer cloud of unknowing.'

If Peter had only interpreted Jesus' words literally...

Comedy Club. Temporary Location. They moved to an outdoor venue so the audience can spread out. No inside jokes!

Priest's computer screen reads: 'e-confession. Please type 10 Hail Marys ... and no cut'n'paste ...'

'To everything there is a season; a time to cut, and a time to paste...'

"Your contact tracing revealed that you have no life."

You Have 1 New Messages

Gracebook.

"OMG! 12 followers already...this thing could go viral."

"Social distancing... masks, it's difficult sometimes to know who you're talking to."

Bishop looking at 'friends annointed' website.

'Today's sermon is from St. Matthew, Chapter Five....'

"I have sent you all an e-mail of today's text if you wish to follow along."