Social Distance Disciple Pillows

Sydney Opera House

Moses on the web

Distance to avoid contagion

"In the same of the phone, the tablet, and the desktop computer."

God's Phone

'Modern romance'

"I have an app for that."

"Only three hundred and sixty-seven followers? Maria's not an asset to the abbey."

"Amen. Thanks everyone, oh and don't forget to subscribe!"

'No, Father, they're not praying. They're texting.'

Follow God On Twitter

'It's Sundays like this that I regret our church website is so popular.'

'For your penance, download five 'Hail marys' and ten 'Our fathers'.'

Do what you can to flatten the curve

'Does it come on Disc?'

"We're testing a new virtual reality praise & worship system for the satellite campus."

"Our father who art at www.heaven.com..."

'We beseech thee oh Lord, tweet us they word.'

"The time has come to reflect and ask ourselves... 'what would Jesus tweet?'"

You Have 1 New Messages

'Our church funds seem to be in the computer cloud of unknowing.'

'To everything there is a season; a time to cut, and a time to paste...'

Priest's computer screen reads: 'e-confession. Please type 10 Hail Marys ... and no cut'n'paste ...'

"Your contact tracing revealed that you have no life."

"OMG! 12 followers already...this thing could go viral."

"Social distancing... masks, it's difficult sometimes to know who you're talking to."

Sunday Sermon: Let he who has not sinned cast the first blog.

Bishop looking at 'friends annointed' website.

'Today's sermon is from St. Matthew, Chapter Five....'

"Cautious and considerate? Door on the left, one mask each. Selfish and ignorant? Door on the right, do as you please."