Social Blunder Aficionado Pillows

"Hi, there. I'm Dick. Are you seeing anyone?"

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

Tennis corruption

"Bugger, some whistleblower has blabbed about how much we spent to stop whistleblowers blabbing about..."

Trump's Nuclear Classified Document Scandal

'I just faxed my tie to our Des Moines office.'

"The president's parade"

"Of course failure is an option; I use it all the time!"

"Man's best friend with benefits"

'Eisenhower had an affair - but it was during the years of 'don't ask, don't tell.''

Scandal Du Jour

Trumpy the Pig

"Would you vote for someone who didn't have an interesting private life?"

"Be careful what you say, Senator. Putting your foot in your mouth greatly increases the risk of athlete's gum."

Private prescription drugs

"Your actions are tanking both the Dow and the porn industry."

'Cover up! What cover up?'

Clinton titles his book.

'Weren't you one of our leading intellectuals - until you were found out?'

'This is the most humble day of my life!'

'This is a bit awkward, but we'll have the chicken.'

"It's not fair. I'm a celebrity. Half the stuff written about me isn't even true."

At the Blagojevich Yard Sale: Apparently there's some issues with selling Obama's old Senate Seat but I have Clinton's old car seat, a picnic table Reagan sat on, and a toilet ring used by O.J. Simpson.'

"Public display of rejection"

"They say this book is 'the bomb'!"

Lane Closure Ahead: Due to Political Vendetta.

House of Commons: PMQ - Bring Your Own Boos

'Taking bribes is understandable, Senator, but you really shouldn't keep billing records.'

"Must you create a scene every time the bill arrives?"

'Why, you scoundrel!'

Jean Chretien: How about you and I tee-off after your report, Gomery?