Social Blunder Aficionado Pillows

"Hi, there. I'm Dick. Are you seeing anyone?"

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

Mary Trump

Tennis corruption

'I just faxed my tie to our Des Moines office.'

"Bugger, some whistleblower has blabbed about how much we spent to stop whistleblowers blabbing about..."

Trump's Nuclear Classified Document Scandal

"The president's parade"

"Of course failure is an option; I use it all the time!"

"Man's best friend with benefits"

'Eisenhower had an affair - but it was during the years of 'don't ask, don't tell.''

Scandal Du Jour

"Be careful what you say, Senator. Putting your foot in your mouth greatly increases the risk of athlete's gum."

"Your actions are tanking both the Dow and the porn industry."

Trumpy the Pig

"Would you vote for someone who didn't have an interesting private life?"

Private prescription drugs

As one of my last ceremonial functions... I now pardon these killers of unarmed men, women and children...

'Weren't you one of our leading intellectuals - until you were found out?'

Clinton titles his book.

'Cover up! What cover up?'

'This is the most humble day of my life!'

House of Commons: PMQ - Bring Your Own Boos

The Ultimate Crime

At the Blagojevich Yard Sale: Apparently there's some issues with selling Obama's old Senate Seat but I have Clinton's old car seat, a picnic table Reagan sat on, and a toilet ring used by O.J. Simpson.'

"Public display of rejection"

'This is a bit awkward, but we'll have the chicken.'

Tour de France cyclist Jan Ullrich

"They say this book is 'the bomb'!"

Lane Closure Ahead: Due to Political Vendetta.

"It's not fair. I'm a celebrity. Half the stuff written about me isn't even true."

'Taking bribes is understandable, Senator, but you really shouldn't keep billing records.'

"Must you create a scene every time the bill arrives?"

"Hi everyone, and welcome to this TED talk on how not to run a business. . ."

Jean Chretien: How about you and I tee-off after your report, Gomery?