Sociable Spirit Pillows

'The mask?... Oh, I always try to obscure my face a little, at parties. Just to give the other guys a fighting chance.'

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

Vaccine Spring

Things I love about Powell River...

Tiptoe through the tulips with me!

"I don't want to be alone when I'm old, either, so when we're old let's get back in touch."

"His face may be in the gutter, but his bum's looking up at the stars."

'Is the poodle of the house in?'

"A friendly warning, pal—this is a sports bar."

Fortune Favours the Brave

"I brought it for you because I love you."

'I think it's finally accurate to say that literally everyone is misusing the word 'literally'.'

Join me in a cosmopolitan?

The dream works when the team works

"You know, after all these years of giving you advice on all. Things personal and professional, it occurred to me that you've never actually asked for my opinion."

'It was all she had to offer, vicar.'

If I were a cat, I'd give you my last kipper

"Enjoy your youth. Soon you'll be an old cynic like me with nothing worth barking at."

"How could I refuse to share with a best friend!"

"Try to keep your bread and butter personality at the party. You're so sour in your dill moments."

"No, this isn't the liquor talking But I am a spokesperson for the liquor."

Rose Wine

'Lance, the more I drink the funnier you get!'

'What do you mean - I'm too old and, the good times are all behind me?'

Big Society, the universal sticking plaster

"I noticed you aren’t doing your share of the puzzle."

Even up

Lost and found: winter edition

'We like to bring together people from radically different fields and wait for the friction to produce heat, light and magic. Sometimes it takes a while.'

Welcome to the neighbourhood.

"I'm making a sponge cake-can I sponge some eggs,some flour..."

"Now let's all introduce... ourselves."

'Oh dear. And who have you been differing with today?'

Man in a red jumper