Sharing Spirit Pillows

"How could I refuse to share with a best friend!"

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

Things I love about Powell River...

Vaccine Spring

'The mask?... Oh, I always try to obscure my face a little, at parties. Just to give the other guys a fighting chance.'

Girl to girl: 'A friend is someone you don't have to call dibs with.'

"Hi, my name is Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "And I have a drinking problem." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph."

Team Work

'You put it down for five seconds. I get it now.'

'I'm writing my New Year's resolutions.' - 'I resolve to finish everything that I start.'

"I didn't get anything I asked for last year so I want your acceptance of this year's list to be notarized."

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

'OMG! Is it Christmas already?'

'Yes, I think you better had ask Santa for it. Because there's no way I could afford to buy it.'

Title page from 'The Scouring of the White Horse'.

"Santa's elves have to eat, you know."

"Hold still, it's a programme about making your own tv cabinet."

"Well, I'm sorry, but that's what happens when you micromanage!"

'Here, Santa. My wish list wouldn't fit on paper, so take this flash drive.'

''Amazing amount of assembly required'.'

"Everyone's always calling my sweaters ugly."

"My family clapped louder than your family!"

"We're letting you go, delivering by drone is cheaper."

'I love money because it reminds me that I'm part of a larger community of capitalists.'

He's come up with some GREAT ideas on how to improve our global delivery schedules.

The dream works when the team works

Town follows the snow plough.

"Aren't you suppose to say ho ho ho. . . not meh meh meh?"

"I did share! I gave Dougie all my melted candy."

Well, you did put it on your Christmas list!

'Since when is good will towards men a crime?'

"We'll be well into January before that post-holiday smile fades."

'Mom calls this a diary where you write private thoughts no one else can see. What fun is that?'