Sharing Spirit Pillows

"How could I refuse to share with a best friend!"

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

Vaccine Spring

Things I love about Powell River...

'The mask?... Oh, I always try to obscure my face a little, at parties. Just to give the other guys a fighting chance.'

Girl to girl: 'A friend is someone you don't have to call dibs with.'

"Hi, my name is Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "And I have a drinking problem." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph."

'You put it down for five seconds. I get it now.'

Team Work

'I'm writing my New Year's resolutions.' - 'I resolve to finish everything that I start.'

Peace on Earth

"I didn't get anything I asked for last year so I want your acceptance of this year's list to be notarized."

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

'OMG! Is it Christmas already?'

"Santa's elves have to eat, you know."

'Yes, I think you better had ask Santa for it. Because there's no way I could afford to buy it.'

"Hold still, it's a programme about making your own tv cabinet."

Title page from 'The Scouring of the White Horse'.

"Well, I'm sorry, but that's what happens when you micromanage!"

'Here, Santa. My wish list wouldn't fit on paper, so take this flash drive.'

''Amazing amount of assembly required'.'

"We're letting you go, delivering by drone is cheaper."

"Everyone's always calling my sweaters ugly."

"My family clapped louder than your family!"

'I love money because it reminds me that I'm part of a larger community of capitalists.'

He's come up with some GREAT ideas on how to improve our global delivery schedules.

The dream works when the team works

Town follows the snow plough.

Carolling

"We'll be well into January before that post-holiday smile fades."

"I did share! I gave Dougie all my melted candy."

"I'd like something for Christmas, too...a new job!"

"If you can't bring me cash, bring me stuff I'll be able to sell on eBay.!