Giving Spirits Pillows

'Your x-ray shows an enlarged heart. It's nothing to worry about. All teachers have a big heart.'

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

'He's maturing early.'

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

KAWAII T'AI CHI

Clancy Strip: Money and Beer

A Crash-test Dummy child about to have a ride on a car crash test ride in a shopping centre mall.

Clown's Cuckoo Clock.

'We'll get a head start on goofing off.'

Angel doing the hula hoop.

Whatever!

Mice playing double bass

'I'm so proud: My son can't sit still...'

Sliding Down the Banister

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

"I asked for a bottle of something that would make men drool over me. This is bourbon."

Skateboard Sidewalk Surfer

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Sometimes Doris wished that Charlie hadn't stayed so young at heart

'I'm sorry, Mr. President, he can't come to the phone right now...he's doing that crazy hand jive.'

'...makes a change from the zimmer frames!'

To prevent Christmas git opening from being over in a flash, the Wagner kids were required to use only their feet.

Easter Bunny

"Whoever said 'There's nothing new under the sun' first, was a hypocrite."

Peace on Earth, Goodwill to the less fortunate...

The Angel's Share

"Santa's elves have to eat, you know."

"Go as a witch. Your room hasn't seen a broom in months."

Jammy Dodgers

"When I was small, Santa Claus brought a lot of things...but the most important... He brought families together."

'Oh, I'm sorry Frank, it's just when you come home in that outfit, sometimes I lose control... so anyways, when's dinner?'

'I don't care what she'sez. I only dring t'get to the worm.'

"No, it's not my birthday, either."

'You know, it's not good for kids' self-esteem to keep harping on about this 'naughty or nice' stuff.'

WInter Fish

Covid 19 Christmas Medical Team