Giving Spirits Gifts

'Your x-ray shows an enlarged heart. It's nothing to worry about. All teachers have a big heart.'

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

'He's maturing early.'

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

KAWAII T'AI CHI

A Crash-test Dummy child about to have a ride on a car crash test ride in a shopping centre mall.

Clancy Strip: Money and Beer

'We'll get a head start on goofing off.'

Angel doing the hula hoop.

Sliding Down the Banister

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

'I'm so proud: My son can't sit still...'

Whatever!

Mice playing double bass

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Sometimes Doris wished that Charlie hadn't stayed so young at heart

'I'm sorry, Mr. President, he can't come to the phone right now...he's doing that crazy hand jive.'

'...makes a change from the zimmer frames!'

To prevent Christmas git opening from being over in a flash, the Wagner kids were required to use only their feet.

Peace on Earth, Goodwill to the less fortunate...

"Santa's elves have to eat, you know."

"Whoever said 'There's nothing new under the sun' first, was a hypocrite."

Easter Bunny

The Angel's Share

"When I was small, Santa Claus brought a lot of things...but the most important... He brought families together."

Jammy Dodgers

"Go as a witch. Your room hasn't seen a broom in months."

'Oh, I'm sorry Frank, it's just when you come home in that outfit, sometimes I lose control... so anyways, when's dinner?'

'I don't care what she'sez. I only dring t'get to the worm.'

'You know, it's not good for kids' self-esteem to keep harping on about this 'naughty or nice' stuff.'

Hell's Bells Whisky

"No, it's not my birthday, either."

WInter Fish

A Country Boy Throws a Turnip at the Squire.