Supportive Spirits Gifts

Tourette's Syndrome meeting with non-swear box.

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

'He's maturing early.'

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

'Are we there yet? Huh? Have we achieved Nirvana yet? Huh, have we?'

"Hello, my name is Karl and I'm addicted to speaking to small groups of strangers."

KAWAII T'AI CHI

Clown's Cuckoo Clock.

A Crash-test Dummy child about to have a ride on a car crash test ride in a shopping centre mall.

'We'll get a head start on goofing off.'

Angel doing the hula hoop.

'I'm so proud: My son can't sit still...'

Sliding Down the Banister

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Sometimes Doris wished that Charlie hadn't stayed so young at heart

'I'm sorry, Mr. President, he can't come to the phone right now...he's doing that crazy hand jive.'

'...makes a change from the zimmer frames!'

"Nice sermon. Not too preachy."

'Osgood was a theologian back on Earth, and he thought all this stuff would be allegorical.'

'Oh, I'm sorry Frank, it's just when you come home in that outfit, sometimes I lose control... so anyways, when's dinner?'

"So, all this talk about appealing to our better angels..."

Jammy Dodgers

"Landscapes are nice but have considered painting still lifes?...maybe apples?"

"Well, you can tell that David Silva that I said you definitely don't have cooties, Carolyn."

"When did you get a pet?"

"I'll learn yoga later, but for now jumping on the bed satisfies all my exercise goals."

Beggars on the street.

Very Happy balloons are leaving a city to be received by very happy clouds.

"No, it's not my birthday, either."

A Country Boy Throws a Turnip at the Squire.

Xmas List.

'Don't! It's one of my dad's furballs!'

"It's cooties."

Balloons