Supportive Spirits Gifts

Tourette's Syndrome meeting with non-swear box.

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

'He's maturing early.'

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

"Hello, my name is Karl and I'm addicted to speaking to small groups of strangers."

KAWAII T'AI CHI

A Crash-test Dummy child about to have a ride on a car crash test ride in a shopping centre mall.

'We'll get a head start on goofing off.'

Angel doing the hula hoop.

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

Sliding Down the Banister

'I'm so proud: My son can't sit still...'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Sometimes Doris wished that Charlie hadn't stayed so young at heart

'I'm sorry, Mr. President, he can't come to the phone right now...he's doing that crazy hand jive.'

'...makes a change from the zimmer frames!'

"Nice sermon. Not too preachy."

"Landscapes are nice but have considered painting still lifes?...maybe apples?"

'Osgood was a theologian back on Earth, and he thought all this stuff would be allegorical.'

Jammy Dodgers

"So, all this talk about appealing to our better angels..."

'Oh, I'm sorry Frank, it's just when you come home in that outfit, sometimes I lose control... so anyways, when's dinner?'

"Well, you can tell that David Silva that I said you definitely don't have cooties, Carolyn."

"I'll learn yoga later, but for now jumping on the bed satisfies all my exercise goals."

Beggars on the street.

A Country Boy Throws a Turnip at the Squire.

"No, it's not my birthday, either."

Very Happy balloons are leaving a city to be received by very happy clouds.

"When did you get a pet?"

'Don't! It's one of my dad's furballs!'

"It's cooties."

Two men attempt to use the same snooker cue.

Balloons