Protective Spirit Gifts

Domestic violence against the elderly

"Have mercy on me, Mama. Have mercy on Mr. Pitiful."

New Orleans Will Come Back Blues.

Nun confronts mugger.

"Each year John has so much trouble untangling the lights, they're on him longer than the tree!"

'Got to give it to him - He knows how to leave gracefully.'

Snowman has cage protecting his nose.

'I'd have a lot more of em if it weren't' for some jerks always looking for peaceful situations.'

Broken ankle.

A boxer uses a punching bag while he has broken legs.

Condoleezza Rice

Marooned Painter

Praying.

War Exercise.

'Ferguson always was an overachiever.'

Praying monk with steeple hands.

'I try not to push him. After all, his job, his division, his company and his hometown were eliminated.'

"Did you remember to put on clean underwear?"

Always look for your angel.

Pray now - Go later.

'I don't take telemarketing calls during dinner time. Can I call you back during your dinner time?'

"And you must be the domestic partner we refused to extend spousal benefits to."

"It's the story of a smart and beautiful woman who faces the challenges of the future with the will of a warrior!"

Chemotherapy male warrior

"The lads are beginning to think you've lost your bottle, Sven!"

'Went to India 3 years ago but the street begging got me down... yeah, tried it for a week and didn't get a single rupee.'

Pope Francis I

'That reminds me--I wonder how ol' Bob is doing these days.'

"Being a teacher, I'm very athletic. I'm a political football, a punching bag, and I jump hurdles."

"Fired! No. Think of it as having time to pan a life away from this company."

Joan of Arc Arising From the Flames

"That's right, Joan - another stay of execution."

Cull bosses who make their employees work at Christmas when it's not essential.

"Now that I've got it, what, exactly, do I do with my newfound strength?"