Protector Of Spirits Gifts

Always look for your angel.

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

The Golfing Accident

'Now, think hard about it: Do you want to be known as the one who ate the last Dodo?'

The melting polar ice caps

'But Honey, if we have kids, we won't be endangered anymore: We will lose all the social benefits and attention...'

Too many of my babies became coats, so I decided to increase security...

"When the researcher said we were going to a gated community, I had no idea what he meant."

'Hmm ... wonder how much ivory fetches these days.'

"These are the environmentalists who set the Amazon forest on fire!"

"I may be an aged whiskey, but inside I still feel like a fresh ear of corn!"

"They didn’t warn us about this in our training"

Policeman talking to lost child

'I'll never understand parents. They name you Patrick O'Kelly O'Grady and then punish you for shenanigans.'

You'll get us thrown out of the carrion Union!

'Hello, are you an endangered species or can I eat you?'

"The mural reminds them of their natural habitat."

"It's called a "sanctuary": they fixed my broken wing, took care of me for a few weeks, then released me. Amazing..."

The Angel's Share

"You bet I'm stressed, I can't stop imagining there's a poacher hiding behind every bush..."

Inappropriate garnish.

"We wanted to replicate their natural habitat, so we built a housing estate."

'I'm not scaring the fish - I'm WARNING the fish!'

Nun confronts mugger.

"hmm. Mother Nature's definitely trying to tell us something here."

'What did you do in the great whale war, grandad....'

A bird is strangled by plastic carrier bag, which bears the slogan: Dispose of with care.

"Looks like he's been salted, Sarge.2

Rain forest ends here.

'Mind if I tag along? My natural habitat no longer exists.'

Polar bear on a mountain of plastic

Loggers truck with alligator in between logs.

'Oh, so you just let him go...'