Protector Of Innocence Gifts

Protecting Innocent Babies from Falling Bombs

"And my client will be seeking significant damages for being mistakenly placed in the naughty column!"

"Better that a hundred guilty men go free than one innocent man be convicted, right?"

Policeman talking to lost child

Bluewater security man stopping baby with hood.

'The fence is to keep the public away - otherwise our pictures won't last five minutes.'

'... And then Goldsmith here, said to him: 'Never mind, if you're innocent you have nothing to worry about'.'

'I'm warning you, buster -- I'm wearing Wonder Woman underwear!'

'You appear to be a very honest and ethical applicant. Are you sure you're in the right office?'

"Don't fall for it, Dogman!"

Bureau of Disappearing Civil Liberties

"Who made this mess?"

"What?"

Always look for your angel.

"Neither one of us wants any trouble."

'Nice try, but I've heard the 'static cling' shoplifting defense before.'

'When I was a kid, I laid on that grass and stared up at these clouds.'

Andrea Arroyo-Breonna Taylor

Once upon a time, lead poisoning meant someone who got shot down. Today it means someone who touched a toy made in China.

School Fights

Union protects workers

'Sorry about that officer.He thought you were reaching for a gun.'

'Here's my card. Call me when you get caught.'

'Maybe the meek will inherit the Earth, but they'll need tough guys like me for executors!'

Guardian Attorney

"I liked it better when they were just reading our emails."

It wasn't really an office romance. They just liked to look out for each other.

'After we find the burglar, Dad, let's have a midnight snack!'

"Now I lay me down to sleep. I pray the Lord my soul to keep. If I should die before I wake... Well, that would be pretty rotten thing to do, God, seeing as I'm only eight years old."

'Come now, Wally, they can't all be assholes...OR CAN THEY?'

Violence against woman

'That's my dad...Director of Homeland Security.'

Children Reject War