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Domestic violence against the elderly

"Have mercy on me, Mama. Have mercy on Mr. Pitiful."

New Orleans Will Come Back Blues.

Nun confronts mugger.

"Each year John has so much trouble untangling the lights, they're on him longer than the tree!"

Snowman has cage protecting his nose.

'Got to give it to him - He knows how to leave gracefully.'

'I'd have a lot more of em if it weren't' for some jerks always looking for peaceful situations.'

Broken ankle.

War Exercise.

Marooned Painter

A boxer uses a punching bag while he has broken legs.

Praying.

Condoleezza Rice

'Ferguson always was an overachiever.'

"Did you remember to put on clean underwear?"

It's Dr. Sadie. Go ahead, caller. Yeah, how come you haven't said "Merry Christmas" yet? Oh, that's because I was hoping to provoke every who's upset about the so-called "war on Christmas" to spend all their time on hold waiting to castigate me. That way, all the normal people who don't think Christmas is just another chance to play the victim can open their gifts in peace. You're welcome, America. Why haven't you played "Jingle Bells" yet?

Praying monk with steeple hands.

Always look for your angel.

Pray now - Go later.

'I try not to push him. After all, his job, his division, his company and his hometown were eliminated.'

'I don't take telemarketing calls during dinner time. Can I call you back during your dinner time?'

"And you must be the domestic partner we refused to extend spousal benefits to."

Chemotherapy male warrior

"It's the story of a smart and beautiful woman who faces the challenges of the future with the will of a warrior!"

"The lads are beginning to think you've lost your bottle, Sven!"

I'm more interested in experiences than things, honestly.

'Went to India 3 years ago but the street begging got me down... yeah, tried it for a week and didn't get a single rupee.'

Pope Francis I

'That reminds me--I wonder how ol' Bob is doing these days.'

"That's right, Joan - another stay of execution."

"Fired! No. Think of it as having time to pan a life away from this company."

"Being a teacher, I'm very athletic. I'm a political football, a punching bag, and I jump hurdles."

Cull bosses who make their employees work at Christmas when it's not essential.

"Now that I've got it, what, exactly, do I do with my newfound strength?"