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"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

"... And bless my dog, Penny, whose licks give me the strength to carry on."

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

'I made a hundred on the Spanish test. Gracias.'

"I was saying a silent prayer, but I must have dozed off and talked in my sleep."

"Life is very fragile so we should handle it with 'prayer'."

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

Monk Prompt

Drive-thru Church

"Coronavirus, masks requirements, falling test scores, student violence - we need to be able to pray in school!"

'Bless this food we are about to receive, all except the broccoli. Bless the apple pie twice.'

"Are our prayers answered whether we have an iphone or an android?"

"I was a stockbroker first, but when I realized how much time I spent praying, I figured, what the heck?"

"Amen. Please help me up."

'I'm just going to say my prayers. Any requests?'

'The only way anyone gets in is on there knees.'

'I guess you've noticed that most of these trespasses are reruns.'

'When you invented vegetables, Sir, did you know that my mother would be able to fit them all into one garden?'

Child praying - asks god to bless his family and the new motorbike he's bought with his father's credit card.

'This is the one - we want you to pray for this one.'

The church of our lady of wall street.

Nun confronts mugger.

"And please let Alan Greenspan accept the things he cannot change, give him the courage to change the things he can and the wisdom to know the difference."

Man prays: 'Lord help me to be humble, and I want that by 10am Monday.'

"... and God bless my mom and her courage to call this food."

'God Bless Momma, and Daddy and Fluffy...'

"You don't have to worry about using up your minutes."

"I'm going to have to make this quick, God. I just ask that you watch over me during my double knee replacement tomorrow."

'You've got plenty of time for a little prayer before you get to him.'

"Are we allowed to pray?"

Put it in writing!

"Say the whole prayer, none of this et cetera, et cetera..."

'Last guy up blow out the candles.'