Game Spirits Pillows

Gamblers Anonymous

Support Group for a Good Problem

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.'

'He's maturing early.'

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

A Crash-test Dummy child about to have a ride on a car crash test ride in a shopping centre mall.

Clown's Cuckoo Clock.

Snail Racing

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

KAWAII T'AI CHI

'What makes you think we'll lose today?'

'We'll get a head start on goofing off.'

"Boss, the customers can hear you cackling maniacally." "I've topped myself, minion." "It's not enough to run ads that tout our own excellence: we have to simultaneously tear down the competition." "Behold: my masterpiece." "'100 percent of those who drink Coffee King’s coffee will die.'" "Best part is it’s technically true."

Angel doing the hula hoop.

Sliding Down the Banister

"I asked for a bottle of something that would make men drool over me. This is bourbon."

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

'I'll never understand parents. They name you Patrick O'Kelly O'Grady and then punish you for shenanigans.'

Angry wife: 'Oh well DONE Keith! Why didn't you tell me the invite said BRING your own spirits?!'

'I'm so proud: My son can't sit still...'

"Redcoat is down! Repeat, redcoat is down!"

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Sometimes Doris wished that Charlie hadn't stayed so young at heart

'I'm sorry, Mr. President, he can't come to the phone right now...he's doing that crazy hand jive.'

'...makes a change from the zimmer frames!'

To prevent Christmas git opening from being over in a flash, the Wagner kids were required to use only their feet.

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

'Glen Hoddle employs faith healer' "Remember the days we only had a magic sponge?"

"I'm here to gets the gold"

'I hate snowboarders!'

"Lately, I've become more spiritual, and less religious."

"I'm ready to play Hide and go Seek."

The weight of winning gold.

Ye Olde Inn, Fine Food & Spirits.