Soccer Shindig Lover Pillows

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

Ball as water-melon.

'I think I've scored.'

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

Goalkeeper makes the wrong save.

The commentators want to run the officials...

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

'Going 'cold turkey' might be dangerous...I'd wean him off by letting him watch world cup re-runs....'

Evolution

"Somebody has screwed-up the seating arrangements" - Seating is an optical illusion.

Ball and Chain

"Looks like Rick's scored."

'Don't cry, Tel. England might be out of the European cup, but at least we've still got Poland.'

Football Pudding

Cupid fires an arrow into a football.

Football fan

"I thought they decided who was the best team last year?"

Big match day.

'If you don't want to see the disgusting spitting, look away now'

Football crazy

'It's a tough world, son. You inflate. You get kicked around all your life. Then one day - bam! You deflate.'

Football player in penalty line up holds other players willy

'Now remember the ones in white shirts are on our side.'

Maradona memorial.

Football Husband

'Do you love me more than City?'

'What a wonderful memorable day...Chelsea 2-Arsenal 0.'

'Kick it to me! Kick it to me!'

Teamwork