Soccer Shenanigan Lover Pillows

Football

Football Party - bring a broken bottle

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

Ball as water-melon.

'I think I've scored.'

The commentators want to run the officials...

Goalkeeper makes the wrong save.

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

"Ready...."

Evolution

"Somebody has screwed-up the seating arrangements" - Seating is an optical illusion.

'We're drying Jimmy's clothes, mom!'

"Looks like Rick's scored."

"Quit sticking your tongue out at your little brother!"

'If you don't want to see the disgusting spitting, look away now'

Cupid fires an arrow into a football.

Football Pudding

Kid has pot stuck on his head.

Football crazy

'It's a tough world, son. You inflate. You get kicked around all your life. Then one day - bam! You deflate.'

'Ah ha, just as I expected...BOOM!'

Maradona memorial.

Teamwork

Football player in penalty line up holds other players willy

'Now remember the ones in white shirts are on our side.'

'What a wonderful memorable day...Chelsea 2-Arsenal 0.'

"Your son can really fake an injury. I'm talking at scholarship level."

"He loved football very much."

"Welcome to the Kit-Kat Club"

'Soccer hooligans, majesty! Thousands of them! We're doomed!'