Soccer Shindig Lover Gifts

Captive Audience.

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

Ball as water-melon.

'I think I've scored.'

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

The commentators want to run the officials...

Goalkeeper makes the wrong save.

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

"Great news! Jim at work's promised to lend me all his World Cup DVDs"

'Going 'cold turkey' might be dangerous...I'd wean him off by letting him watch world cup re-runs....'

Evolution

"Somebody has screwed-up the seating arrangements" - Seating is an optical illusion.

"Looks like Rick's scored."

George Best

Ball and Chain

Big match day.

Football Pudding

Cupid fires an arrow into a football.

Football fan

'Don't cry, Tel. England might be out of the European cup, but at least we've still got Poland.'

"I thought they decided who was the best team last year?"

'If you don't want to see the disgusting spitting, look away now'

Football crazy

'It's a tough world, son. You inflate. You get kicked around all your life. Then one day - bam! You deflate.'

'Do you love me more than City?'

Football junkie.

Maradona memorial.

Teamwork

'Kick it to me! Kick it to me!'

Football player in penalty line up holds other players willy

'Now remember the ones in white shirts are on our side.'

Some Angels don't need wings to fly - In memory of Robert Enke

'What a wonderful memorable day...Chelsea 2-Arsenal 0.'