Soccer Pup Enthusiast Pillows

"Trust me, you would make a great soccer player if only you could control your urge to bite the ball..."

Fly Football

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

Football Chameleon

The trauma of losing.

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

'Best save I've ever seen.'

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

Ball as water-melon.

Mohamed Salah

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

Centaur Forward

Ascent of man from ape to beer swilling football lout.

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

'I got a reverse hat trick. I let three goals in.'

Watching the football.

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

Goalkeeper makes the wrong save.

The commentators want to run the officials...

"If I adopt you, you're going to have to wake me up and walk me twice a day."

Football

"And the way you kids kick ass today will speak volumes about the leaders of tomorrow you will be."

Men can show their emotions!

'He's missed six goals today. I bet he could kick himself.'