Soccer Pup Enthusiast Pillows

"Trust me, you would make a great soccer player if only you could control your urge to bite the ball..."

Fly Football

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

Football Chameleon

The trauma of losing.

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

Ball as water-melon.

'Best save I've ever seen.'

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

'I got a reverse hat trick. I let three goals in.'

Centaur Forward

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

Ascent of man from ape to beer swilling football lout.

Watching the football.

The commentators want to run the officials...

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

Men can show their emotions!

'He's missed six goals today. I bet he could kick himself.'

Goalkeeper makes the wrong save.

"And the way you kids kick ass today will speak volumes about the leaders of tomorrow you will be."

"If I adopt you, you're going to have to wake me up and walk me twice a day."

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

Football

Puppy.

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.