Soccer Star Pups Pillows

'All you have to do is lie down in front of the goal.'

Football Fans

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

Football

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

"This crucial pre-game drill keeps you focused and eliminates distractions!"

Westview High School Soccer League Victory Dinner

"Gracie, I'm proud of you. Your team lost, but you tried your best and that's all that counts."

Children playing football.

The Goalkeeper

"All those training sessions, seminars and studies... ... to reinforce the reality of womens equality and extirpate any remnants of a deluded belief in male superiority When all we had to do was show them Rachel Daly doing a bicycle kick GASP!"

Wilfried Zaha

Cristiano Ronaldo

A woman watches football on her computer.

Soccer coach of the year.

Futsal

'Nice Header, Lauren!'

Football Planet

"...and then while I was at soccer practice they moved house."

Boy with soccer spot patch on eye next to pirate.

Goal

Football Skills

Professional football.

'That's not what is meant by a free kick.'

'I don't mind being sent off Sir - but not during the warm-up!'

"Here comes the other team...that's their coach, strength train, game strategist and sports psychologist."

Child plays football with his dog,football eventually squashes his dog

"Hi. Can Billy play some football?"

'I'm all the athletic support my son will ever need!'

"I have goals in life. Just last week I scored three goals!"

The Last Jerseys.