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'Sue didn't watch soap operas all the time. She also reads books'

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

"I'd like you to be the co-star in the melodrama that is life."

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

'Time for my favorite soap opera, Nine Lives to Live.'

"Oh Gregori! You tell such funny stories!"

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

'She got all the soap opera channels at a discount -- it's some kind of 'frequent cryer' program.'

'Madge! Desperate Housewives is on.'

TV: widescreen 16x9 versus 4x3.

"The Lord brings people together for reasons only he knows."

War Heros Variety Night (playing a tune on his medals).

"Well, I can say if it wasn't for tragedy, I would not be here."

'On the contrary, soap operas are a great time-saver -- you don't have to get married and have your OWN problems.'

Woman and cats watching Nine Lives to Live.

"It isn't always all about you, Cindy."

"C-Span is our reality television."

"Tia Carmen's Bucket List: pulling a 7-day telenovela bender."

"Last night we watched three movies back to back. I was the one facing the telly."

Bunny TV.

English People With Servants Having Problems - On Demand

"This time it's curtains for you, Black Bart!"

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'Previously on 'Mummies and Daddies...''