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'Einsteiners.'

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'Sue didn't watch soap operas all the time. She also reads books'

"I'd like you to be the co-star in the melodrama that is life."

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

'Time for my favorite soap opera, Nine Lives to Live.'

TV: widescreen 16x9 versus 4x3.

'She got all the soap opera channels at a discount -- it's some kind of 'frequent cryer' program.'

"Oh Gregori! You tell such funny stories!"

'Madge! Desperate Housewives is on.'

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

War Heros Variety Night (playing a tune on his medals).

"The Lord brings people together for reasons only he knows."

'On the contrary, soap operas are a great time-saver -- you don't have to get married and have your OWN problems.'

Good Morning Britain

We're not picking you up from field hockey. Take the late bus. Ok then. I'll get home at 8:30, miss dinner and have no time to study. I'll fail my classes, never get a job and live the rest of my life with you. Not true! You have a bright future as an extortionist. Or soap opera star!

"Well, I can say if it wasn't for tragedy, I would not be here."

"I wish I could help you, but you're on the set of a hospital soap opera."

June Brown

Woman and cats watching Nine Lives to Live.

"Tia Carmen's Bucket List: pulling a 7-day telenovela bender."

English People With Servants Having Problems - On Demand

Bunny TV.

"C-Span is our reality television."

"It isn't always all about you, Cindy."

"Last night we watched three movies back to back. I was the one facing the telly."

"This time it's curtains for you, Black Bart!"

Joan Collins

Outside the Soap Opera Screen Actors Guild.

Eastenders: This Programme Contains Bad Acting And One-Dimensional Characterisation