Snow Day Sage Gifts

During a snowfall, it's always best to slow down a bit.

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

A daily rubdown with a beard brush will wrangle awkward bristles and train them downwards...

'According to the weight chart, if you were a condor, you'd have a wingspan of 97 feet.'

Giant Snowflake.

"First snowman?"

Couple melting the snow around them.

Winter Weather.

"I got all 'Cs', but I call that an 'A' report card...'A' for 'Average.'"

'It is too snowing!'

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

"Wowie-zowie, huh, guys?"

"It's days like this that make me glad I became a teacher."

'I'll take ten, please.'

Snowman throws snowball at Santa.

Rubik builds a snowman out of cubes.

Oi to the world!

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

"It covers up all the debt."

The chairman's boat springs a leak: 'Just keep bailing and never mind the wisecracks.'

Another Truism Bites the Dust.

"I like the metric system. My weight in kilograms is less than my weight in pounds."

'Stop gritting your teeth!'

"The National Weather Service is warning these areas to brace for what could be a crippling amount of Instagrammed snow photos."

'Where's everybody?'

'Removal sounds politically incorrect.'

'Found it ... Good heavens! It's the size of a soccer ball!..'

"Remember you making fun of me for using a litter box? Well, good luck going outside now that it's freezing out."

This salad tastes funky� Is this ranch dressing? Oh, I'm sorry, sir� I thought you ordered raunch dressing.

'The Polar Bear Dining Club'

"Having a mom who works for the Pentagon has its perks."

'Can Kevin come out and play?'

'I was built by texters.'

A snowman is about to eat his nose.