Snow Day Sage Pillows

During a snowfall, it's always best to slow down a bit.

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

A daily rubdown with a beard brush will wrangle awkward bristles and train them downwards...

"First snowman?"

Couple melting the snow around them.

'According to the weight chart, if you were a condor, you'd have a wingspan of 97 feet.'

Giant Snowflake.

Winter Weather.

"I got all 'Cs', but I call that an 'A' report card...'A' for 'Average.'"

'It is too snowing!'

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

"Wowie-zowie, huh, guys?"

"It's days like this that make me glad I became a teacher."

'I'll take ten, please.'

Rubik builds a snowman out of cubes.

Snowman throws snowball at Santa.

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

"It covers up all the debt."

Oi to the world!

The chairman's boat springs a leak: 'Just keep bailing and never mind the wisecracks.'

'Stop gritting your teeth!'

"I like the metric system. My weight in kilograms is less than my weight in pounds."

Another Truism Bites the Dust.

"The National Weather Service is warning these areas to brace for what could be a crippling amount of Instagrammed snow photos."

'Where's everybody?'

'Removal sounds politically incorrect.'

"Having a mom who works for the Pentagon has its perks."

'Can Kevin come out and play?'

"Remember you making fun of me for using a litter box? Well, good luck going outside now that it's freezing out."

'The Polar Bear Dining Club'

'Found it ... Good heavens! It's the size of a soccer ball!..'

'I was built by texters.'

'Three long shrill blasts...? Oh, yeah...Three months of grey skies and extreme windchills...'