Snow Day Revelers Gifts

'I told you I had to go!'

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

'The kids were so sweet...'

Non-Denominational Carols

Couple melting the snow around them.

Winter Weather.

"This is the best day ever!" "This is the worst day ever!"

"It's probably a fracture - we'll do some imaging on it just to be sure."

Buggy with Snowplow.

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

'It is too snowing!'

'Due to the record snowfall, every school on the face of the earth is closed except for Wolfbranch Elementary.'

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

"Of course I gained weight...it snowed last night."

Hot food cafe open every day except Christmas Day.

"Wowie-zowie, huh, guys?"

Festive squad

Child has practiced building sand castles in snow.

'So you've finally got round to mowing the garden.'

Staying Warm.

Phone Mittens

Oi to the world!

Angels making snow humans

"I modeled this one after me. He hates vegetables, too..."

"It's a snowman, dear. Assembly required."

Snowman throws snowball at Santa.

"So, with internet shopping and guaranteed next-day delivery, I figured now was as good a time as any to hang my sack up and retire."

'I guess we should have expected a seasonal slump.'

Boy accidentally hits a man with a snowball

You wouldn't believe the screams of joy I hear when I announce a school closing...and that's just the teachers!

"...and ski conditions will be excellent on city streets today."

Zimmer Frame in Winter

Health organizations doubt the benefits of skiing holidays.

Recycled Flake