Snow And Ice Management Gifts

"Why can't we put salt on our path like everyone else?"

'okay...where did you hide it?'

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.'

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

'My purse! The original 24-hour pharmacy.'

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

"They didn’t warn us about this in our training"

"It's days like this that make me glad I became a teacher."

'Oh yeah? Well, to hell with tradition. We're building a snow woman!'

"Of course no one wants a forest fire anywhere, anytime. It can be devastating. That's why I feel so guilty."

"It looks like it's an eye bank."

"I know winter gets ugly, but this is ridiculous!"

'Don't drop that snow globe, they'll close the airport.'

"Humans are crazy! Like life is not hard enough in winter, they have to make artificial snow!"

Forest rangers prevent forest fires

Snow Plow in a Snowglobe

"It's a very effective scarecrow."

David Anderson vs. Goliath

"...Apparently we're responsible for snow removal on that stretch of highway we adopted."

'Ok - I'm thinking baroque style with a pillared apse and a waterfall in the atrium. Oh - and do we have a permit?'

"You forgot his tail."

Young dragon clearing the footpath.

Snow Plowing

Snow plough creating snowmen.

How aging affects weight loss in snowmen...

How to Get Rid of All the Snow

Snowplough Scoring Mailboxes.

Winter, 2010, Snow breaks snow globe.

Boxing Snowmen

'I'd track the cow's production on Excel if I could turn on the computer.'

Any snow last night?

"Rex was voted Best in Snow."

'He won't start up on cold mornings.'

"It's dual action. Clearing the snow and landing on ice."