Snow And Ice Management T-Shirts

"Why can't we put salt on our path like everyone else?"

'okay...where did you hide it?'

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.'

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

"They didn’t warn us about this in our training"

"Of course no one wants a forest fire anywhere, anytime. It can be devastating. That's why I feel so guilty."

"It's days like this that make me glad I became a teacher."

'Oh yeah? Well, to hell with tradition. We're building a snow woman!'

"Humans are crazy! Like life is not hard enough in winter, they have to make artificial snow!"

Forest rangers prevent forest fires

"I know winter gets ugly, but this is ridiculous!"

Snow Plow in a Snowglobe

"It's a very effective scarecrow."

David Anderson vs. Goliath

"...Apparently we're responsible for snow removal on that stretch of highway we adopted."

'Ok - I'm thinking baroque style with a pillared apse and a waterfall in the atrium. Oh - and do we have a permit?'

"You forgot his tail."

Young dragon clearing the footpath.

Snow plough creating snowmen.

How to Get Rid of All the Snow

Winter, 2010, Snow breaks snow globe.

Boxing Snowmen

Any snow last night?

'I'd track the cow's production on Excel if I could turn on the computer.'

"Face it -- We're not going to get any customers if we don't shovel the walk."

"Edward Shovelhands"

"It's dual action. Clearing the snow and landing on ice."

'He won't start up on cold mornings.'