Snow Removal Innovator Gifts

Reindeer Snow Plough

'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.'

Excess Baggage: You send emails from exotic places just to make your friends jealous.

Man standing in front of giant snowball

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

Baker

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.

"I know winter gets ugly, but this is ridiculous!"

Snow Plow in a Snowglobe

There are many potent chemicals on the market...but private theories are often prefered.

David Anderson vs. Goliath

'Well, when can I have my bike back?'

'Environmentalist!'

Sled Dogs Instead Of City Bikes

"...Apparently we're responsible for snow removal on that stretch of highway we adopted."

"Apparently, my self-driving car doesn't like driving in the snow, because it took it upon itself to drive 1,200 miles to somewhere warm while I wasn't paying attention."

Young dragon clearing the footpath.

Snow plough creating snowmen.

"My tactic is to feed the squirrels so much they're too fat to climb the bird feeder."

'He's not melting. That's because he's made of mashed potatoes.'

Winter, 2010, Snow breaks snow globe.

"It's dual action. Clearing the snow and landing on ice."

"Edward Shovelhands"

"Face it -- We're not going to get any customers if we don't shovel the walk."

Any snow last night?

'Tough winter.'

'Dude, look. I took a snowboard and cut it in half... I think I just invented a new sport!'

'Find your car for a dollar, sir?'

"Good job, except this is my car. Yours is back there."

"I just got so sick of the smell of carrots."

All season tires are great, as long as it doesn't snow.