Snow Removal Innovator Gifts

Reindeer Snow Plough

'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.'

Man standing in front of giant snowball

Excess Baggage: You send emails from exotic places just to make your friends jealous.

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

"It looks like it's an eye bank."

Baker

"I know winter gets ugly, but this is ridiculous!"

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.

Snow Plow in a Snowglobe

There are many potent chemicals on the market...but private theories are often prefered.

"Apparently, my self-driving car doesn't like driving in the snow, because it took it upon itself to drive 1,200 miles to somewhere warm while I wasn't paying attention."

'Environmentalist!'

"...Apparently we're responsible for snow removal on that stretch of highway we adopted."

David Anderson vs. Goliath

Sled Dogs Instead Of City Bikes

'Well, when can I have my bike back?'

Young dragon clearing the footpath.

Snow Plowing

Snow plough creating snowmen.

"My tactic is to feed the squirrels so much they're too fat to climb the bird feeder."

Snowplough Scoring Mailboxes.

Winter, 2010, Snow breaks snow globe.

'He's not melting. That's because he's made of mashed potatoes.'

Any snow last night?

"Face it -- We're not going to get any customers if we don't shovel the walk."

"Edward Shovelhands"

"It's dual action. Clearing the snow and landing on ice."

Sticky suit leaf collection system

'Dude, look. I took a snowboard and cut it in half... I think I just invented a new sport!'

'Tough winter.'

'Find your car for a dollar, sir?'

"Good job, except this is my car. Yours is back there."

All season tires are great, as long as it doesn't snow.

"This is not what I expected Heaven to look like."