Snore Comic Gifts

'Could you speak up Mrs Jones, I didn't hear what the problem is...'

'The sunglasses idea would have worked if you hadn't started snoring.'

"Roll over. Your Zs are looking like Ns."

There's a VERY SIMPLE EXPLANATION. I snore like an alarm clock and my wife mistook my nose for the snooze button.

'Ever notice how when Dad snores the whole house shakes?'

"You were ho-ho-hoing in your sleep again!"

"Now do you believe me that your snoring wakes up the whole neighborhood?"

'These pajamas come with a flak jacket sewn into the lining to protect against the 'Stop Snoring' elbow in the ribs.'

"You go right on snoring, doesn’t bother me one bit. Your snores are beautiful, do you know that? I love snoring…not like some people."

"And just like that, Greg's snoring stopped..."

'No, I heard you snoring -- you just dreamed that you attained Nirvana.'

"I wore a wire last night to prove you really snore!"

RIP...snores are coming from the grave.

I even love the way you snore...

'Fritz...Fritz..You're roaring again.'

"Our marriage will last a whole lot longer if you move and breathe minimally."

'I said he could sleep with me... well... he's asleep.'

"Sometimes Gramps can make the whole house shake!"

Zzzzzzzzz...

"He's a very sound sleeper. When he sleeps he makes all kinds of sounds!"

"Some people give TV shows a thumbs up or a thumbs down. My dad gives shows a snoring or no-snoring."

Woman reading a article titled 'Dead men don't snore',

Solving the Snoring Problem

'My husband must be floating on his back - I can hear him snoring!'

"You were oinking in your sleep last night."

"They were great snorers."

Girl In Bed

"Your snoring is really getting out of control."

"I snore says my wife!"

Sleeping ventriloquists dummy snoring

SLEEP Mode

"Yeah, my daddy snores too, but what is worse is that our cave has an echo..."

"It's a taser. It's for your snoring."

Guy on island: 'Stop drawing cartoons about me!'

'When Marmaduke prefers to sleep outside, you know your snoring is really bad.'