Snooze Button Fan Pillows

'Larry, this is me, talking to you. Stop trying to hit the snooze button.'

"Only you could hit the snooze button after sleeping for 17 years."

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

Snooze buttons for cat owners

"Hold on... did you mean to hit Snooze or Jazz?"

Whistler's father.

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

Happy New Year! Hope you can stay up for it!

Snooze Alarm for Mole.

'Insomniacs anonymous.'

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

Power Nap, ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!

"I don't care if we did hibernate all Winter, I'm still tired."

"Do you have one that has a snooze button?"

Buzz. Go away. Buzz buzz. I'm up! The alarm clock always wants it more than you do.

'Today: The collective unconscious...'

'How can you bear to sit around doing nothing? You're right, I think I'll have a nap.'

'Gravity wins - again.'

The morning show for people who HATE mornings

A cat draws a picture of a sleeping man

Sleepwalking Golfer

'That was a great meeting. No one woke up until it was over.'

'Anyone can get to school on time if he tries hard enough, Eddie.'

"It has snooze control. Ideal for those long board meetings."

'Wakey-Wakey... Rise and shine!'

Sleeping husband

"Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!"

'Sorry I'm late - My alarm must have gone off while I was asleep.'

"Sorry...I overslept."

Half asleep.

Time stood still – which made it an easy target.

'Don't disturb your father when he's in stand-by mode.'

"Stu's not a morning person."

"Don't you have a snooze button?"