Snooze Avoider Pillows

"No point going to sleep now."

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

Excess Baggage: Why can't airports provide a decent place for paying customers to catch forty winks?

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

Happy New Year! Hope you can stay up for it!

Snooze Alarm for Mole.

'Insomniacs anonymous.'

"Do you have one that has a snooze button?"

The Ultimate Sleeping Bag.

"I don't care if we did hibernate all Winter, I'm still tired."

Power Nap, ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!

'Today: The collective unconscious...'

Eventual Motion Machine

'That was a great meeting. No one woke up until it was over.'

The morning show for people who HATE mornings

A cat draws a picture of a sleeping man

"It has snooze control. Ideal for those long board meetings."

"My neighborhood is getting too noisy. Traffic, screaming kids, barking dogs … I'm used to living in quiet desperation."

'Don't disturb your father when he's in stand-by mode.'

"Sorry...I overslept."

'Wakey-Wakey... Rise and shine!'

'And to mark your 50 years oversleeping...'

"Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!"

Half asleep.

Sleeping husband

"Don't you have a snooze button?"

"Naps. Do you have anything in naps?"

"Yes, I know it's spring dear. But can I just have another day or two in bed?"

Colby's reflection forgets to set his alarm.

"Hey, how was the movie you watched last night with your dad?"

Insomniacs Anonymous - No Snoring