Snooze Avoider Prints

"No point going to sleep now."

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

Excess Baggage: Why can't airports provide a decent place for paying customers to catch forty winks?

Whistler's father.

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

Happy New Year! Hope you can stay up for it!

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

Snooze Alarm for Mole.

'Insomniacs anonymous.'

The Ultimate Sleeping Bag.

Buzz. Go away. Buzz buzz. I'm up! The alarm clock always wants it more than you do.

"I don't care if we did hibernate all Winter, I'm still tired."

Power Nap, ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!

"Do you have one that has a snooze button?"

'Today: The collective unconscious...'

Eventual Motion Machine

A cat draws a picture of a sleeping man

The morning show for people who HATE mornings

'That was a great meeting. No one woke up until it was over.'

Ode to Rip Van Winkle.

"My neighborhood is getting too noisy. Traffic, screaming kids, barking dogs … I'm used to living in quiet desperation."

"It has snooze control. Ideal for those long board meetings."

'Wakey-Wakey... Rise and shine!'

Half asleep.

"Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!"

'And to mark your 50 years oversleeping...'

"Sorry...I overslept."

'Don't disturb your father when he's in stand-by mode.'

Sleeping husband

"Don't you have a snooze button?"

"Naps. Do you have anything in naps?"

You're too late. Someone else already seized the day.

Insomniacs Anonymous - No Snoring

"Hey, how was the movie you watched last night with your dad?"

Colby's reflection forgets to set his alarm.