Sneeze Guardians T-Shirts

"GP or chemist? To be on the safe side let's go to A and E."

What did I tell you about covering your bottom when you sneeze?

"Gesundheit!"

'Gesundheit.'

Kid tows his large dog in wagon with 'wide load' sign.

Bad times to sneeze

'GESUNDHEIT!!'

'At midnight, we go over the wall.'

'I'm getting some unusually high readings around you.'

The proper way to wear your mask

I guess that's one way to get the ER renovated.

'Let me guess, you're 'Sneezy'.'

'Gesundheite!'

Too much pepper spells disaster for Nick and Mr. Stickers

'I feel much safer living in a gated community.'

"Gesundheit."

'Which end's the shallow end?'

"Your tests are back. You're allergic to tissues."

"Gesundheit!"

'My hay fever is really acting up.'

"…Ok, tough guy, see this scar? Prius hit me—didn’t even hear it coming." "I got that beat. Right here: three-year-old woke me from a nap with a fork."

"I had to get the glass in my front window replaced. I've never known anyone with a more powerful sneeze than my dad!"

Asthma cats

'Gesundheit'

Dave could never work out how he lost his nose stud.

'Achoo! I can't believe I'm allergic to sand. I bet this doesn't end well...'

"Modern art?"

Sneeze

Old Men On Rockers Sneeze and Fall Over.

"Nap? I'll nap when I'm thirty."

Sign on the door of an Allergy Ward in a hospital says: NO scratch and sniff get well cards

'Gesundheit.'

Sneeze Police

Safety: 'When Can I Work On My Own?'

"What abouts...the ones who are allergic to all these service animals?"