Sneeze Guardians Pillows

"GP or chemist? To be on the safe side let's go to A and E."

"Gesundheit!"

'Gesundheit.'

Kid tows his large dog in wagon with 'wide load' sign.

'At midnight, we go over the wall.'

Bad times to sneeze

'I'm getting some unusually high readings around you.'

I guess that's one way to get the ER renovated.

The proper way to wear your mask

'Let me guess, you're 'Sneezy'.'

Too much pepper spells disaster for Nick and Mr. Stickers

'Gesundheite!'

'I feel much safer living in a gated community.'

'Which end's the shallow end?'

"Gesundheit."

"Gesundheit!"

"Your tests are back. You're allergic to tissues."

'My hay fever is really acting up.'

Dave could never work out how he lost his nose stud.

Sneeze

'Gesundheit'

"…Ok, tough guy, see this scar? Prius hit me—didn’t even hear it coming." "I got that beat. Right here: three-year-old woke me from a nap with a fork."

"Modern art?"

"I had to get the glass in my front window replaced. I've never known anyone with a more powerful sneeze than my dad!"

Asthma cats

'Achoo! I can't believe I'm allergic to sand. I bet this doesn't end well...'

Old Men On Rockers Sneeze and Fall Over.

Sign on the door of an Allergy Ward in a hospital says: NO scratch and sniff get well cards

"Nap? I'll nap when I'm thirty."

Safety: 'When Can I Work On My Own?'

'Gesundheit.'

Sneeze Police

"What abouts...the ones who are allergic to all these service animals?"

Nose Spray.