Sneeze Stopper T-Shirts

Sign on the door of an Allergy Ward in a hospital says: NO scratch and sniff get well cards

Antihistamine: The other side of the pro-histamine debate.

Fighter Jet Sneeze

"Gesundheit!"

'Gesundheit.'

Bad times to sneeze

'GESUNDHEIT!!'

I guess that's one way to get the ER renovated.

'Let me guess, you're 'Sneezy'.'

'Gesundheite!'

"These door hinges squeak."

"Gesundheit."

"GP or chemist? To be on the safe side let's go to A and E."

"Can I borrow your cage cover? Ed's really snoring tonight."

"Your tests are back. You're allergic to tissues."

"your wife insisted we do what we had to do to stop your snoring. And, since she really is rather scary, we were left with no other choice but to remove your face."

"Gesundheit!"

"This new adjustable mattress really does stop your snoring!"

'My hay fever is really acting up.'

'Achoo! I can't believe I'm allergic to sand. I bet this doesn't end well...'

"I had to get the glass in my front window replaced. I've never known anyone with a more powerful sneeze than my dad!"

Asthma cats

'Gesundheit'

Dave could never work out how he lost his nose stud.

"Modern art?"

Sneeze

"Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, pollen to pollen, mold to mold..." "He was allergic to everything."

"It's nice to stop and smell the roses, but with your allergies, keep going and Google them."

Old Men On Rockers Sneeze and Fall Over.

"Wake up Jeff. You're snoring again!"

'That sneeze bid in a used bull-dozer!'

Sneeze Police

Gps to advise on 'lifestyle' issues

"Will you please stop that incessant breathing!"

An elephant sneezes all over its trainer - 'Gesundheit...!'