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'I really wish you wouldn't call me at work, darling!'

"Trust me. Don't do it."

An outstanding high school pole vaulter, Kevin was never caught coming home late,

Private detective looking very conspicuous while the suspect is saying 'He hasn't really got the hang of discreet surveillance, has he?'

"It's not what you think."

"Not wearing deodorant is not what I meant by 'respect the local customs'"

'You were nagging your husband all over the road. I'll need to see your marriage license.'

Junk Stamps For Junk Mail.

"Never seen a cow before?"

Fortunately, his training had prepared him to deal with all types of customers.

"This one is really unusual. We have to remove a horseshoe from a guy's naval."

Freak Accident Specialist

Shy Man at Party

'See, I told you my dad would like you.'

"That's not what you told my screener you wanted to talk about."

"I can’t chase you today … he’s in one of his moods."

'I heard your licence was revoked.'

"Hey you! C'mere and hold up this guy's pants while I go through his pockets."

Crab stealing fisherman's bait.

'I can't play any tunes, it's just used for hiding my farts after dinner.'

Blind dog.

Ostriches

Man on desert island asks for a lighter rather than a rescue.

'Aah! I've caught you Dobson - making love to my wife during working hours!'

Detective Honky

"That's the last time I let you drive."

Monster in shape of letter C.

"I'm going to demonstrate how dogs are stealth ninjas in the dark. See how I move silently....."

A burglar pretends to be a shop mannequin.

Hippo on helipad.

'There's a trampoline training hall on the floor below us...'

STRIP Queue of robbers at a bank

'Poor Danny - every sheep shearing season he got in trouble!'

Rudy, I want you to get to know my pet gerbil. I think I'm catching a cold. He's not good in new situations. I can hear you. This is weird. Don't freak out, Rudy. Trust me, it's all very normal. Want a hand bath? I want a Kleenex. Help.

"Ooh, I need a drink. I wish I didn't have to hide it...but I don't want the family making fun of me. Mmm...that hits the spot."