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Blind dog.

"It's not what you think."

"Not wearing deodorant is not what I meant by 'respect the local customs'"

'You were nagging your husband all over the road. I'll need to see your marriage license.'

"Never seen a cow before?"

Ambulance arrives at full hospital

"This one is really unusual. We have to remove a horseshoe from a guy's naval."

Shy Man at Party

'See, I told you my dad would like you.'

'I'd like a brandy please...'

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Freak Accident Specialist

"That's not what you told my screener you wanted to talk about."

Adoption centre nurse accepting a bribe from a pack of wolves

"I can’t chase you today … he’s in one of his moods."

"Undress down to your underwear and have a seat. The optometrist will be in shortly."

'Holy S**t!'

'This motel doesn't have WiFi. So NOW who's going to babysit the kids??'

The 5 second rule: canine edition

"Hey you! C'mere and hold up this guy's pants while I go through his pockets."

Prisoner is treated to leg of lamb for dinner.

'I can't play any tunes, it's just used for hiding my farts after dinner.'

Dr. Miska: Eye, Ear, Nose and Embarrassing Bodily Functions.

'Aah! I've caught you Dobson - making love to my wife during working hours!'

Man on desert island asks for a lighter rather than a rescue.

Sports fans wear the number of their seats in the stadium.

"Gesundheit."

Rudy, I want you to get to know my pet gerbil. I think I'm catching a cold. He's not good in new situations. I can hear you. This is weird. Don't freak out, Rudy. Trust me, it's all very normal. Want a hand bath? I want a Kleenex. Help.

"So close."

'Poor Danny - every sheep shearing season he got in trouble!'

"I never know what to do with my hands at a party"

"Daddy always begged me not to marry a cactus farmer!"

"Wait a minute! I just robbed my own house!"

'What is it now, Dennis...can't you see I'm busy?'

"For god's sake man stop doing the backstroke."