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"So close."

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"If you think the first half of this psychological test is intrusive, wait until you're grilled by me mother."

"Don't make eye contact... Don't make eye contact..."

"It's not what you think."

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"What an awful morning. I left home without my phone."

"Never seen a cow before?"

"This one is really unusual. We have to remove a horseshoe from a guy's naval."

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'See, I told you my dad would like you.'

"Look, I know Estella has a boyfriend. I would never try to break them up. But it's not illegal to text friends...and we're still friends..."

"So, have you two been doing anything reproductive?"

Shy Man at Party

'I hope I'm not intruding...'

'Excuse me, Mr. Pavlik, but that gentleman you called an idiot is here. Should I still say you're not in?'

Meeting Melanie's parents suddenly turns awkward.

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'Now that's what I call a worthy cause.'

"I walked up to this hot girl with two drinks in my hands, and she turned to me, smiled and said, are you lost, Grandpa? The toilets are back there."

'Check this out Henry, the stripper has arrived.'

"Did I just butt-dial my booty call?"

"Your son has an unctuous, grasping, power-hungry quality we find unattractive in a five-year-old."

"I could see my mating dance had caught her eye, so I put more energy into it, but I ended up sweaty and out of breath: she lost interest then. . ."

An awkward moment during the coronation...

"Undress down to your underwear and have a seat. The optometrist will be in shortly."

"So, is this your very first visit to a massage therapist?"

'Holy S**t!'

'This motel doesn't have WiFi. So NOW who's going to babysit the kids??'

Duncan made a real faux pas when he heard that his blind date was expecting a baby.

'The party at school was awful! -- The teacher didn't like the Valentine underwear I got for her.'

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"Here's Lori's black bean soup, but I'll need the container back — my mother-in-law's ashes were in it."

Prisoner is treated to leg of lamb for dinner.

'Anyone can arrange a blind date, only truly great ones can arrange a whole relationship.'