Silly Situation Fans Pillows

Blind dog.

"It's not what you think."

"Not wearing deodorant is not what I meant by 'respect the local customs'"

'You were nagging your husband all over the road. I'll need to see your marriage license.'

"Never seen a cow before?"

"This one is really unusual. We have to remove a horseshoe from a guy's naval."

Ambulance arrives at full hospital

Has A Hole In It Venn Diagram

Shy Man at Party

'See, I told you my dad would like you.'

'I'd like a brandy please...'

Adoption centre nurse accepting a bribe from a pack of wolves

"That's not what you told my screener you wanted to talk about."

"I can’t chase you today … he’s in one of his moods."

"Undress down to your underwear and have a seat. The optometrist will be in shortly."

'Holy S**t!'

'This motel doesn't have WiFi. So NOW who's going to babysit the kids??'

The 5 second rule: canine edition

'Aah! I've caught you Dobson - making love to my wife during working hours!'

'I can't play any tunes, it's just used for hiding my farts after dinner.'

Dr. Miska: Eye, Ear, Nose and Embarrassing Bodily Functions.

Prisoner is treated to leg of lamb for dinner.

Man on desert island asks for a lighter rather than a rescue.

Sports fans wear the number of their seats in the stadium.

"Gesundheit."

"So close."

"I never know what to do with my hands at a party"

"Daddy always begged me not to marry a cactus farmer!"

"Wait a minute! I just robbed my own house!"

'What is it now, Dennis...can't you see I'm busy?'

"For god's sake man stop doing the backstroke."

'Poor Danny - every sheep shearing season he got in trouble!'

'Yes... Now I see - no pocket. So perhaps the glove is defective.'