Stealth Strategy Fan T-Shirts

The worst part about the end of a ninja convention is all the smoke bombs.

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

'Why can't we just kick Caesar upstairs?'

"But I won't bore you with the all too familiar story of a dictator's rise to absolute power,"

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

"My God—I've forgotten the number of my Swiss bank account!"

'You may have found more new customers than the other salesmen, but your profits are too small! Stop just pulling in peanuts, Barry!'

"Relax! I know how to make this look like a routine government surveillance operation!"

'Yes, sir. I could show you the menu, but then I'd have to kill you.'

'Okay who swiped my bath toys?'

"Business has been steady."

They had no idea what they were doing, but it didn't matter...

The World's best Camouflage Store.

Ape ambushes anteater hiding behind a monolith.

Carrot & nose on sticks.

'I envisioned something more robust'

"He's just come back from a 'managing stress' course...He learnt all sorts of strategies for dealing with pressure...maybe he could show us some of them if he ever wakes up."

Camouflage company's annual staff photograph.

'Stealth broom.'

'She wasn't a soccer mom after all -- she was a NINJA mom!'

Stealth fighter fly over.

'I don't know how it's being done - but someone's finding out our secrets...'

'Are you the one they call 'the silencer'?' 'Say no more.'

'They transferred me from catering because I kept spilling the beans.'

Model Stealth Bomber.

FBI, 'Things are slow, Bensonhurst -- let's investigate the CIA.'

For the War Inventions Board: The Shell-diverter for returning the enemy's fire.

"I am a ninja rabbit. I am stealth personified. I am one of the unseen. I am now invisible...Darn."