Stealth Technology Fans T-Shirts

'Stealth broom.'

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

Time Machine Collision

'It has all the comfort of a regular jet, but it's invisible to shareholders.'

"Barbara, will you check your texts for a ring emoji?"

'A-1 security from crime ... but can't stand the isolation.'

'Hey...here's a hot prospect...likes catching frisbees, chasing squirrels, rolling in smelly stuff...'

'Don't you ever get tired of all the whispering?'

'I've read your manuscript-it's a miracle you survived all the booze, sex, and drugs while on your world tour, but are you sure you want it published during an election year senator?'

"All I need now is a trainer!"

"It appears you have a virus."

'This stealth technology just keeps getting better!'

'My laptop's being repaired and I felt lost without a screensaver to stare at.'

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: All in a Day's Work

TV moments we never see, 'Branded'

Smile you're on camera! You're also on my podcast!

Sugar Machine

"We don't need facial recognition for our long-term employees. We just match their butts to the seat of their chair."

Johnnie Ponderous - Part Three

'We had no idea you were coming' - ACME Stealth Missile

'It says we should start flying south by southwest in a 'V' formation at 7:57 Wednesday morning.'

"Everyone here is bonding over pictures of their dogs."

'Maybe we should get into high-tech.'

Putin and some Russian hackers

"Sh-h-h. I think I hear something."

Selfie Extension Stik

We know your e-mail address!

'Bo-Peep was fed-up with losing us all the time, so she has us all wear these radio-locator collars now.'

CIA. Spy. I hate to break this to you, Ernie, but you

"Harry! You?"

'I warned you that it wasn't user friendly!'

"I'm going to demonstrate how dogs are stealth ninjas in the dark. See how I move silently....."

'I've found a cafe just 300 yards from where you're standing. We could meet their for a latte.'

"I remember when 'family time' meant everyone staring at the same screen."

The man who discovered human error...