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Putin and some Russian hackers

We know your e-mail address!

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

Time Machine Collision

'Mommy -- Jimmy just wrote his first computer virus!'

'Since PRISM, nothing is 'off the record' any more.'

"Barbara, will you check your texts for a ring emoji?"

'Hey...here's a hot prospect...likes catching frisbees, chasing squirrels, rolling in smelly stuff...'

'A-1 security from crime ... but can't stand the isolation.'

"It appears you have a virus."

'We'll have Bubba here check to see if we've idiot-proofed your computer.'

Don't look know, but I think you're being Googled.

Workplace Confidentiality.

'If a hacker steals all my information from my health records do they keep my health problems too?'

'My laptop's being repaired and I felt lost without a screensaver to stare at.'

"Infecting their computers with the Pillage&Plunder Virus just doesn't give the same satisfaction as actually doing it."

Smile you're on camera! You're also on my podcast!

'I'm sorry sir, but that slide rule exceeds the allowable length for a sharp object, unless, of course, you can manage to fold it.'

"I think we're named after computer passwords."

"Oh, I forgot that you missed the meeting. Our data security team added some new protection when accessing patient data files."

"If there's a way in, they'll find it."

'We've given up on anti-virus software in favour of this!'

My password is ELEPHANT. It may not be the strongest, but I never forget it.

'And do you vow to give her all of your login passwords until death do you part?'

'You'll need a better credit rating before we can give you a credit card?'

"We don't need facial recognition for our long-term employees. We just match their butts to the seat of their chair."

"Millions at risk from identity theft - good thing I'm safe."

"Everyone here is bonding over pictures of their dogs."

'You need a better password. Everybody will be able to guess you password as 'woof'.'

'Maybe we should get into high-tech.'

Godzilla's Security Question

STRIP Hambone: Computer is a know-it-all

"It's a web business fed up with credit card fraud ..they prefer to be paid by cash now!"

'If you see a stranger, you kill him -- it's called 'Homeland Security.''

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