Sneaky Putter Gifts

Will sneak through the woods and throw your ball back into the fairway.

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

Rusty, not believing in God, seized his chance...

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

'My hot-shot assistant was named as one of the top 10 to watch."

'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'

An outstanding high school pole vaulter, Kevin was never caught coming home late,

"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?" "Sure." "Can you warm this one up? Maybe sprinkle some cinnamon and sugar on it, and maybe make it three biscuits?" "You sure this is for your dog?" "Can you also sprinkle a little turkey on it?"

'You'll want Mr. Pigglesworth's version of the story too, I assume?'

'This time, put it someplace where we can find it.'

In Disguise.

Furtive Milking

'It's the simple things.'

"I don't think he can touch your in-the-dirt ball."

'...How much did he pay you to sneak in here and take his fitness test?'

Old man stealing sand from a sand box for child

"No. I can still see you."

Street trader tricking police.

'By the time they realize what's up bear season will be over.'

There Are More Things To Life Than Golf...But I Ignore Them. There are more things to life than golf...but I ignore them.

'Heads up, Carl! Pinch runner!'

'One of the quickest ways to meet people is to pick up the wrong ball'

Golfer hitting a die.

"I told the missus I'd be pottering around the garden all weekend."

Man at sports arena sees plane pulling banner that tells him to get back to work.

a drink at the pub

Kate's Evil Plan: 'I convinced her that good behavior is a stealth tactic that'll help her reach her goal to one day rule the world.'

A burglar pretends to be a shop mannequin.

"It's only a game, according to my psychiatrist."

Jennifer was never particularly comfortable breast feeding in public so she would often ask Cameron to create a diversion.

'This really is heaven! I don't have the yips anymore!'

'You forgot one of the essential facts of putting - the ball always breaks toward the water.'