Sneaky Putter Pillows

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

Rusty, not believing in God, seized his chance...

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

'My hot-shot assistant was named as one of the top 10 to watch."

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'

"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?" "Sure." "Can you warm this one up? Maybe sprinkle some cinnamon and sugar on it, and maybe make it three biscuits?" "You sure this is for your dog?" "Can you also sprinkle a little turkey on it?"

'You'll want Mr. Pigglesworth's version of the story too, I assume?'

'This time, put it someplace where we can find it.'

In Disguise.

'It's the simple things.'

Furtive Milking

"I don't think he can touch your in-the-dirt ball."

'...How much did he pay you to sneak in here and take his fitness test?'

"No. I can still see you."

Street trader tricking police.

'By the time they realize what's up bear season will be over.'

Old man stealing sand from a sand box for child

There Are More Things To Life Than Golf...But I Ignore Them. There are more things to life than golf...but I ignore them.

'Heads up, Carl! Pinch runner!'

"I told the missus I'd be pottering around the garden all weekend."

Man at sports arena sees plane pulling banner that tells him to get back to work.

'One of the quickest ways to meet people is to pick up the wrong ball'

Golfer hitting a die.

a drink at the pub

A burglar pretends to be a shop mannequin.

"It's only a game, according to my psychiatrist."

Kate's Evil Plan: 'I convinced her that good behavior is a stealth tactic that'll help her reach her goal to one day rule the world.'

Jennifer was never particularly comfortable breast feeding in public so she would often ask Cameron to create a diversion.

'This really is heaven! I don't have the yips anymore!'

'Hey! He's wearing shoes!!'