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'...When the ref's not looking, pop him with this pin.'

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

'Don't you try those cheap scare tactics with me, Rendleman!'

"Barnes is morphing into some kind of strange creature. I warned him about eating out of the vending machines."

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.

"Listen, that's a Tang Dynasty urn we just broke."

'What a Summer of Sport, eh?'

Food Pyramid

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Bride of Frankenstein charges her phone

Camouflage company's annual staff photograph.

"That's what we look like naked??"

'Never underestimate my ability to slink'

'Spend the night in that place? You guys have to be kidding!'

"My boss says I'm very good at what I do."

Finding a Zombie House on Halloween.

Trick or treat surprise.

"I've got to go to the hospital next week and have my ghoul-stones removed..."

The Pastrycook and a Greedy Boy

'Trick or treatment.'

'Oooh, man! You really has me going with that fake shark fin!!'

'...How much did he pay you to sneak in here and take his fitness test?'

"I'm sorry—the agency told me they'd cleared away last summer's people."

Fetching, rolling over, playing dead, sitting up

'But who comforts the comfort food? I'll tell you who: NOBODY.'

Undercover Agent

"I am a ninja rabbit. I am stealth personified. I am one of the unseen. I am now invisible...Darn."

'We had no idea you were coming' - ACME Stealth Missile

Halloween Tree

Witch

Violin Ghost

"We haven't been able to pick up his trail. We think he's using invisible ink."

"Let's make a deal. You get my Halloween candy and I get your liver."