Sneakiness Connoisseur T-Shirts

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

The Philip Marlow family

'This is a personal insult to me and my family. Paulie, word is you regifted that horse's head I gave you last month. . .'

'I think I can solve our budget problem with the color scanner, color laser printer and this twenty-dollar bill!'

"Listen, that's a Tang Dynasty urn we just broke."

"With me everything is 'scratch and sniff'."

Crime Writer's Society.

Children watching a horse show from under the tent

"First of all, this conversation never happened."

"My boss says I'm very good at what I do."

"This is just between you and me and the lamppost." "I'll sell it to the tabloids."

"It's too good. I think it's going to be a forgery, not just a copy."

"Before I begin, everyone must sign a non-disclosure agreement."

Man stabbed in crime section of library, writing 'AAGH!' on piece of paper.

'Well, he gave me treats, patted me, played with me: How was I supposed to know he was a burglar?'

"This cheap wine doesn't have a cork to smell, but the label is scratch and sniff."

Frivolous Fraud Squad

Tweet from this retreat . . you are toast

A burglar pretends to be a shop mannequin.

Your husband will kill you!

Hunting wildfowl

"One day all this will be yours."

Servant girl making an excuse to go out and see a soldier

You have the right to remain silent

"Does this count as photo I.D.?"

Clancy:Shirt for Every Day

"Careful, Rocky. You're about to give away the secret behind your knockout punches."

"Ooh, I need a drink. I wish I didn't have to hide it...but I don't want the family making fun of me. Mmm...that hits the spot."

Mexican taking a siesta. Telescope coming out of top of his Sombrero,

"You'll see it when it's done."

Fly mugger mugging with fly swatter.

"Sir, your change."