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Mr. Squeers and Mrs. Sliderskew unconscious of visitors

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

Rusty, not believing in God, seized his chance...

"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."

'My hot-shot assistant was named as one of the top 10 to watch."

Book Thief in True Crime Department

"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?" "Sure." "Can you warm this one up? Maybe sprinkle some cinnamon and sugar on it, and maybe make it three biscuits?" "You sure this is for your dog?" "Can you also sprinkle a little turkey on it?"

'You'll want Mr. Pigglesworth's version of the story too, I assume?'

"Listen, that's a Tang Dynasty urn we just broke."

Children watching a horse show from under the tent

'This time, put it someplace where we can find it.'

In Disguise.

'Where'd he go, nurse?'

"My boss says I'm very good at what I do."

"This is just between you and me and the lamppost." "I'll sell it to the tabloids."

'It's the simple things.'

"I don't think he can touch your in-the-dirt ball."

Furtive Milking

'By the time they realize what's up bear season will be over.'

"No. I can still see you."

Street trader tricking police.

'My hay fever is really acting up.'

'Heads up, Carl! Pinch runner!'

"I told the missus I'd be pottering around the garden all weekend."

a drink at the pub

Achooo

An elephant sneezes all over its trainer - 'Gesundheit...!'

Hunting wildfowl

Your husband will kill you!

A burglar pretends to be a shop mannequin.

Kate's Evil Plan: 'I convinced her that good behavior is a stealth tactic that'll help her reach her goal to one day rule the world.'

Jennifer was never particularly comfortable breast feeding in public so she would often ask Cameron to create a diversion.