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Mr. Squeers and Mrs. Sliderskew unconscious of visitors

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

Rusty, not believing in God, seized his chance...

"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."

'My hot-shot assistant was named as one of the top 10 to watch."

An outstanding high school pole vaulter, Kevin was never caught coming home late,

"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?" "Sure." "Can you warm this one up? Maybe sprinkle some cinnamon and sugar on it, and maybe make it three biscuits?" "You sure this is for your dog?" "Can you also sprinkle a little turkey on it?"

Book Thief in True Crime Department

'You'll want Mr. Pigglesworth's version of the story too, I assume?'

"Listen, that's a Tang Dynasty urn we just broke."

Children watching a horse show from under the tent

'This time, put it someplace where we can find it.'

'Where'd he go, nurse?'

In Disguise.

"This is just between you and me and the lamppost." "I'll sell it to the tabloids."

"My boss says I'm very good at what I do."

Furtive Milking

'It's the simple things.'

"I don't think he can touch your in-the-dirt ball."

'Never underestimate my ability to slink'

Street trader tricking police.

"No. I can still see you."

'By the time they realize what's up bear season will be over.'

'My hay fever is really acting up.'

'Heads up, Carl! Pinch runner!'

"I told the missus I'd be pottering around the garden all weekend."

a drink at the pub

Your husband will kill you!

An elephant sneezes all over its trainer - 'Gesundheit...!'

Kate's Evil Plan: 'I convinced her that good behavior is a stealth tactic that'll help her reach her goal to one day rule the world.'

Achooo

Hunting wildfowl

A burglar pretends to be a shop mannequin.