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'Never underestimate my ability to slink'

Turn, turn and turn.

"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

An outstanding high school pole vaulter, Kevin was never caught coming home late,

Sidewalk Ballet

"Listen, that's a Tang Dynasty urn we just broke."

Children watching a horse show from under the tent

10 Hug and Sway to Music.

"My boss says I'm very good at what I do."

"This is just between you and me and the lamppost." "I'll sell it to the tabloids."

'...How much did he pay you to sneak in here and take his fitness test?'

Undercover Agent

Interpretive marathon

It's called "bipedalism" --- I got the idea from a bird!

"Dad, this is not the one that was here earlier. He left at half past eleven."

Dancing in Color

Power theft on mobile phones

Artist studies trampolinist.

A burglar pretends to be a shop mannequin.

Hunting wildfowl

Your husband will kill you!

CIA Case Manager. I don't think he thought it was very funny when he sent you on an undercover assignment and you call "Going on a sneaking tour."

'Hey! He's wearing shoes!!'

Telephone Box Dancer

Surprised by an impromptu visit from his boss, Danny gets nailed for sneaking office products home.

'He won't be easy to catch. He's well rested - slept through the sermon.'

Checking the closet.

The incapacity benefits people want you to give them a ring...'

Bank robbers pretending to be workmen.

'...When the ref's not looking, pop him with this pin.'

'Me? I'm waiting for my parents to leave so I can watch something I'm supposed to watch with parental supervision.'