Snakes And Ladders Aficionado Gifts

'I'm not into property developing, I just want to climb ladders and slide down snakes'

"Well, ordinary men have colleagues. Successful men have victims."

So which rung are you on my corporate ladder?

'Your shoe's untied.'

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

'Play it again, Sam.'

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

"That arrow always goes to the bottom when I walk by."

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

The Corporate Ladder and the Corporate Elevator.

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

"The boss can see you now."

'I'm afraid that the top investment banks are looking for more from job applicants than a 'Top Degree from the University of Hard Knocks'.'

"Look , Malcolm, I get it that you're ambitious. But can't you put that damn thing down just for a minute?"

Texturing the Walls

'I refuse to relinquish the title, 'Top Young Exec'.'

"I hear they serve Australian swamp rat in first."

"I'm not a doctor, but I don't think the problem is with your bladder, Bob."

Oh, isn't that cute: He's playing with his rattle...

"Good work Tim, you snatch it all: none of this sharing with your brother nonsense..."

"And if all else fails, wave your arms frantically."

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

Ladder of Success.

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

John liked to involve his pet snake in his keep-fit programme.

Planting a Flag on the Summit

"Doc, you'll be glad to know I'm comfortable in my own skin today. I shed my old in the reception room."

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

Snake Charmer's Snake on Strike.

"Dude. You seem tense."

"Oh isn't that your squeeze slithering this way?"