Snakes And Ladders Gifts

The Traditional Board Game Company

"Well, ordinary men have colleagues. Successful men have victims."

So which rung are you on my corporate ladder?

Businessman on stilts: 'I had to step over a lot of people to get where I am today.'

'He got a raise but not enough to help him clear the fence.'

'Your shoe's untied.'

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

"That arrow always goes to the bottom when I walk by."

'I can't believe I didn't get that promotion. So many people have passed me by I feel like a road sign on the highway to success.'

'I've stepped on so many people for the last 20 years to get where I'm at, and I'm still only a middle manager.'

'You'll get five paid sick days, plus an additional two when you're shedding your skin.'

Upward Progress

The Corporate Ladder and the Corporate Elevator.

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

Man suffering from rope burn due to climbing the corporate ladder

'You're going to have to work your way up to the ground floor like everyone else.'

"The boss can see you now."

"Today we are going to find out if you can that leap."

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

'I'm afraid that the top investment banks are looking for more from job applicants than a 'Top Degree from the University of Hard Knocks'.'

"Look , Malcolm, I get it that you're ambitious. But can't you put that damn thing down just for a minute?"

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

'Remember - Reilly's Chairman of the Board, but Henderson's the Alpha male.'

"I've finally arrived. The C.E.O. stopped saying 'who the hell are you' whenever he sees me."

Texturing the Walls

"Good work Tim, you snatch it all: none of this sharing with your brother nonsense..."

If a moo can rise to the top, so can I.

"You know, there's a corporate elevator."

'I refuse to relinquish the title, 'Top Young Exec'.'

"I'm not a doctor, but I don't think the problem is with your bladder, Bob."

"Why do you always assume I'm going down?"

"I hear they serve Australian swamp rat in first."

"Charming, absolutely charming."

Building business relations.

'Here you are, Simmons!'