Collecting Ladders Gifts

Chster K. Crimpknuckle, the undisputed King of stepladder salesmen.

So which rung are you on my corporate ladder?

Please Drove Carefully.

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

"That arrow always goes to the bottom when I walk by."

The Corporate Ladder and the Corporate Elevator.

'I can't believe I didn't get that promotion. So many people have passed me by I feel like a road sign on the highway to success.'

"The boss can see you now."

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

"Look , Malcolm, I get it that you're ambitious. But can't you put that damn thing down just for a minute?"

Just the one...

Texturing the Walls

"You know, there's a corporate elevator."

Ladder of Success.

Planting a Flag on the Summit

Painting

"I think Henshaw is trying to tell us the corporate ladder is out of order."

'I know that you think you should be the President of this company, Your Majesty. But, you'll just have to work your way up, like I did!'

Man building a tree house

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

After 9pm Harry Lomax slips quietly into cruise control.

"And to think he started in accounting."

"I worked my way up from a goddamn steamboat - I am the American Dream."

'Stop mumbling, George! We all had to start somewhere...'

The American flag

Cat on Board.

Trilby - Sandy McAllister,'The Laird of Cockpen'.

Unpopular Street Signs: Go, Please Litter, Yes Parking, Garbage Collection - Sometimes Never - Mon-Fri.

A polar bear has slipped and is sprawled out on the ice next to a yellow caution sign that features a slipping figure.

'How do you propose to repair the roof from down there?!'

'We're ready to move you to the top, Hopkins... but we don't know how much loneliness you can tolerate.'

Road to Recovery: Snakes and Ladders.

"I'm so confident that when I climb a ladder."

'Betsy Ross knitted it for me.'